Had A Good Christmas, Saw The Family

That answers the two questions most people like to ask around this time of year. To answer the third, "Yes, some lovely presents, especially the creme brulee kit".

And here' my favourite joke of the year, which isn't really:

"A ginger dude, a mixed-race woman, and an ex-Somali immigrant walk into a bar.

Everyone buys them a drink".

Farewell, 2012.