Sunday 13 February 2011

Overheard in a Curry House In Newcastle

As I returned from the bathroom, somewhere around the sixth round of the evening...

"So which of these beer bottles is you?"
"None of them."
"None of them? They were ALL Filipino gangsters in a beach bar who you defeated using martial arts?"
"That's right. [pause] I'm the rogan josh."

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