Overheard in a Coffee Shop in Newcastle

"So I was having this dream last night. We were out riding."
"Was it fun?"
"Yes. I was on the Patient Horse, you were on the Little Red Pony, your beloved was on the Giant Horse. Then I fell off."
"Ouch!"
"It was okay, I was just surprised. I got back on again."
"Excellent, that's what you're supposed to do."
"Then the zombies attacked."
pause
"Did you order the hot chocolate?"
"I'll go and do that."