- Drink every time you see a teenage girl with heavy eye make-up and a look of desperate yearning. (Bonus drink if the cameraman then zooms in on her chest).
- Drink every time you see a group of fans containing one guy with glasses who looks a bit bewildered and another guy going completely crazy regardless of what everyone else around him is doing.
- Drink every time Matt Bellamy plays the guitar whilst standing on one leg.
- Drink every time Chris Wolstenholme starts headbanging.
- Drink every time Matt Bellamy plays the guitar whilst holding it above his head.
- Drink every time Dom Howard grins crazily.
- Drink every time one of the other two musicians on stage looks faintly surprised to see a camera pointing at him.
- Drink every time Matt Bellamy points one finger at the sky whilst adopting a faintly messianic expression (NB for this one, only take sips, unless you don’t have plans for the following morning and / or a liver donor lined up).
February 2024's Lonks
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